Even with all the Turing tests the website's contact form and the email in the header have become ways for bots to torture me. Feel free to reach out on any of my social media, and if I figure out a way to have a non-annoying contact page in the future, I'll put it back up.

If you have tried the email in the header above and didn't get me, you can reach me via email at my first name at symbol my first name and my last name as all one word dot com, but if you don't hear back, assume it went to spam and try one of my social medias.

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'We apologize for the inconvenience.”
― Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish